Joan,
Bruce said he wanted to take me on vacation, and I was excited. I packed for the beach, and he smiled. I rhapsodized about bathwater seas and strong cocktails, and he laughed. I thought it was all because Bruce is so good-natured.
And yes, that postmark says this is coming from Colorado. Yes, Colorado in June. A ski lodge in Colorado n June. I was confused and even more confused when Bruce didn’t throw me off the ski lift. That’s what I figured his end game was. Turns out Bruce just really, really liked mountains.
I am a mile and then some, a lot of some it feels, closer to the sun, and I feel every inch, so luckily I packed appropriately. The biggest problem is that there is no water — hot, cold, or any other kind — to cool off in.
From Up Above, All With Love,
Mona

Joan,

Bruce said he wanted to take me on vacation, and I was excited. I packed for the beach, and he smiled. I rhapsodized about bathwater seas and strong cocktails, and he laughed. I thought it was all because Bruce is so good-natured.

And yes, that postmark says this is coming from Colorado. Yes, Colorado in June. A ski lodge in Colorado n June. I was confused and even more confused when Bruce didn’t throw me off the ski lift. That’s what I figured his end game was. Turns out Bruce just really, really liked mountains.

I am a mile and then some, a lot of some it feels, closer to the sun, and I feel every inch, so luckily I packed appropriately. The biggest problem is that there is no water — hot, cold, or any other kind — to cool off in.

From Up Above, All With Love,

Mona

  • F: If only I could be a buffalo ....
  • K: A buffalo?
  • F: A buffalo. Yep. A big buffalo.
  • K: Not a small buffalo?
  • F: Are there small bufallos ... buffalo? Bison?
  • K: Buffalo, I think.
  • F: Sure.
  • K: Yeah. There are baby buffalo.
  • F: But that's not the same as a small buffalo.
  • K: You just want to wake up one morning and discover that you've been turned into a giant buffalo?
  • F: Not a giant buffalo. Just big. If I was giant, they'd turn me into a tourist attraction, then.
  • K: Put you off the same exit as a Paul Bunyan statue and the biggest ball of string?
  • F: Exactly. Just let me wake up on day as a buffalo -- nice and big and hairy and heavy and hooved -- and let me just do what the buffalo do.
  • K: Which is what?
  • F: I plan to find out. I'll text you when I do.
  • K: But you'll have hooves.
  • F: So, maybe, then, you'll have to come visit, and I'll tell you in person.
  • K: That'd be nice. I've never seen a buffalo before.
  • F: Me either.
  • K: You want to be something you've never actually even seen before?
  • F: Wouldn't be the first time.

you either die with good taste or live long enough to see yourself subscribe to something with new york in the name

glasses make me look like the person someone like me would probably look like – and that is not fair

idea: national day to remember all the other national-something-days, sponsored by general electric.

february 30th — it’s not wednesday, it’s the commodification of time.